‘Tis the season to be gloomy…. Zero Tolerance Christmas cards are available to purchase now!

Create a contrast to the inevitable seasonal cheer with a grim greeting card this Christmas. Printed on high quality materials with an ultra glossy black finish, the Zero Tolerance Christmas card is sold in packs of 5 and is the perfect way to wish friends and family tidings of comfort and joy, albeit in a suitably unfestive way…

The front of the card reads:
May your dreams be morbid and dark
And may all your Christmases be black

Inside message reads:
Wishing you a miserable day

You can order a pack of 5 cards for £6 including p&p (registered delivery is also available at an additional cost to UK customers). Get your pack now from our shop, right HERE.

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