Get in the 2020 mood with a miserable Christmas card – available to order NOW!

Tis the season to be gloomy…. Printed on high quality materials at an A5 size with an ultra glossy black finish with a red envelope, the Zero Tolerance Christmas card is sold in packs of 5 or 10 and is the perfect way to wish friends and family tidings of comfort and joy, albeit in a suitably unfestive way…

The front of the card reads:
“May your dreams be morbid and dark
And may all your Christmases be black”

Inside message reads:
“Wishing you a miserable day”

This product ships wordwide and is available exclusively from our site, link below!


Pack of 5: £6 – 2nd class post / £7.50 – 1st class recorded post
Pack of 10: £9 – 2nd class post / £10.50 – 1st class recorded post

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If you’re here maybe you should think of adding Zero Tolerance Magazine to your arsenal of regular reading? We offer a 3-issue trial subscription to whet your appetite.